I could never see snow again and I would be more than content.

[she shakes her head and absently twitches the wrinkle out of a nearby curtain]

I suppose the water needs to be hauled for it?

[indoor plumbing was the greatest thing to have ever been invented and she will fight anyone who says differently. She waves a hand at the question]

Who knows. I lost count. And look. [she hefts her skirt and lifts her foot a bit] One of them bit my boot! These are my favorite!